Awkward and Love: What the hell is even that?!

What the hell is even that?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 9 November 2013 16:03

Welp, just cross him off the list. Luckily you only wasted one date with him. It wasn't polite what he did, but at least he didn't lead you on.

sarah6786 14

Saturday 9 November 2013 16:08

Tell his girlfriend you went on a date. It's only fair.

Comments

alex_jaguara 32

Sunday 10 November 2013 0:29

Ah, don't sweat it, Lady. You wouldn't have known the man was this unsure of his feelings and such. There are greater men to meet you anyway.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 10 November 2013 1:05

Maybe in time things could work...but either way you'll find someone...

Roterun 7

Sunday 10 November 2013 1:48

He didn't mean any harm :) But it definitely could have been worse.

amkaye1017 3

Sunday 10 November 2013 3:33

I hope his girlfriend finds out!

bikergirl93 18

Sunday 10 November 2013 4:23

what an ass he needed to go on a date with another girl to see if he really loved his gf he should be the single 1

anthonydavis 4

Sunday 10 November 2013 4:23

Even if he chose you over her. He probably wouldn't of been such a trustworthy, loyal towards you.

sammyjo06 14

Sunday 10 November 2013 5:21

You should tell his girlfriend.

jesuismelogee 16

Sunday 10 November 2013 6:43

That's really unfortunate for you OP. But considering that you assured him that he only wants his girlfriend, he was probably scared of dating again and losing the perfect woman for him. It is impolite to do that to you but think of it as helping a couple last a little longer if not forever? Some guys don't know what they want and you helped him see it. There will be the perfect gentleman for you someday...and if he was a gentleman, he could have figured what he wanted without leading you, or anyone else, on.