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What the hell?

By Mili - 27/05/2022 04:00

Today, I got to hear from my coworkers that my marriage to my partner won’t last long because I found and married him in tech school. FML

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By RachelMc - 12/12/2022 21:00

Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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Bad omen

By DefiantBaka - 21/05/2022 08:00 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML

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Trading places

By Clarie Sierra - 03/06/2021 20:01

Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML

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By unwed - 11/12/2010 06:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

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Not good enough

By BoooMa - 31/03/2021 20:00

Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML

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All over the place

By unluckyinlove - 05/09/2021 00:31 - Australia - Ridgehaven

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 May 2022 5:19

I guess it depends of what kind of tech he learned. If he learned Philandery, Adultery or Cad, they may be right.

wysegirl 24

Friday 27 May 2022 13:20

If you are military it's pretty common but if you work on your marriage and you really love each other you can make it through. I've seen both sides with friends. One tech school marriage is going on 15yrs and the other lasted 8 months. communicate with your partner and take things from there. Ignore your coworker, I did and I've been with my husband for 13 yrs now. GL OP

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 May 2022 5:19

I guess it depends of what kind of tech he learned. If he learned Philandery, Adultery or Cad, they may be right.

wysegirl 24

Friday 27 May 2022 13:20

If you are military it's pretty common but if you work on your marriage and you really love each other you can make it through. I've seen both sides with friends. One tech school marriage is going on 15yrs and the other lasted 8 months. communicate with your partner and take things from there. Ignore your coworker, I did and I've been with my husband for 13 yrs now. GL OP

Adam Scully 7

Tuesday 31 May 2022 4:40

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