When I Try to Look Good on Camera

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When I Try to Look Good on Camera

By FML Approved - 04/09/2017 22:31

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Emma1562 35

Tuesday 5 September 2017 3:36

That's why you don't do hair and makeup to go into the pool. It's useless.

jfsiv 17

Tuesday 5 September 2017 22:14

I like how she readjusted afterwards to show off her **** again. :D

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Emma1562 35

Tuesday 5 September 2017 3:36

That's why you don't do hair and makeup to go into the pool. It's useless.

Jim Martin 7

Tuesday 5 September 2017 18:09

Looks better with her hair wet

jfsiv 17

Tuesday 5 September 2017 22:14

I like how she readjusted afterwards to show off her **** again. :D

bluebaldbadbih 4

Thursday 7 September 2017 1:58

"Not the food" ???

Ciara Koch 22

Thursday 7 September 2017 9:40

Your still hot

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Today, my dad forced the whole family to sit through a two-hour lecture, with supporting research, on how the "Mayan prophecy" is actually a load of shit fabricated by conmen. Nice to know he thinks we're all borderline brain-dead, gullible fuckwits who believed it to begin with. Thanks, dad. FML

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