When Stranger Danger goes feral

By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 06:00

Today, I was beaten up by a random dude for trying to pick my own son up from school. I'm pasty white, my wife is black, and our son was visibly born black, so I was beaten up for attempted kidnapping, and it’s not the first time it’s happened. FML
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cuz803 44

1. Sue the bastard 2. Start going to the gym and training in martial arts. You gotta defend yourself. Since this isn't the first time, you gotta make an example out of these ***** by beating their asses with your fists and in a courtroom.

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Justkidding100 41

people need to learn that they aren't cops, and cops are bastards. it's literally so common to see mixed race kids nowadays you'd think they'd get a grip

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sarsuela 29

Perhaps a shirt with a picture of you both would help you to protect yourself from idiots?

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cuz803 44

1. Sue the bastard 2. Start going to the gym and training in martial arts. You gotta defend yourself. Since this isn't the first time, you gotta make an example out of these ***** by beating their asses with your fists and in a courtroom.

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Justkidding100 41

people need to learn that they aren't cops, and cops are bastards. it's literally so common to see mixed race kids nowadays you'd think they'd get a grip

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RichardPencil 30

That's so racist! I blame Hollywood for amplifying the stereotype. Not all albinos are villains and murderers. Some of them are OK. Next time you pick up your son, wear an "Albino Lives Matter" t-shirt. Don't get one like mine, though -- the white letters on a white t-shirt doesn't have much impact.

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dreams2383 18

I think he is white and not albino. a lot of mixed children can favor one parent over the other. hence child looks black but dad is white.

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