Health, Sleep, Dreams and Snoring: When you're in a dream…

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML

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By Sleep Deprived - 25/12/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML

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Nightmare mode

By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 06:00

Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML

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AliceC_fml 3

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:19

hahahaha! oh my gosh. that's funny. fyl indeed. also, dude above me, that's just plain weird

agalaz 5

Saturday 9 June 2012 0:06

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Luckster 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 10:25

I think my boyfriend wouldn't mine me snoring. I sleep in absolute silence....you cannot hear me breathing at all. So I sleep like I'm dead. Freaks him the hell out. He has to poke me and watch me react to make sure I'm still alive.

repyourcliche 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:07

^ aha yeah. but to be fair, it would definitely wake someone up...

Euphoric_boner 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:05

well poke is also used here. but you know what she means. and I agree. my mom thought I was dead when I was a baby and try to nudge me awake to see if I was even alive XD

mylifeiscrazi 1

Tuesday 12 January 2010 11:54

Funny! FYL

sweetpandora_fml 2

Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:41

perhaps your wife is like my godfather xD it's impossible to sleep in the same house as him 'cause we can hear his snoring EVERYWHERE

razorp 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:25

@1 my gf snores, and she is very beautiful, and she is a cute sleeper, hell her snore is even cute, so mope not a turnoff

CYNNER 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:33

my dad snores really loud but my mom learned to sleep through it. eventually you will too. i feel lucky not to have gotten that gene but i am unfortunate enough to sleep walk and talk in my sleep. one time i was singing and my sisters listened and made fun of me in the morning.

wannabesinger 16

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:34

Stop complaining and get yourself some ear plugs. Why is that so hard?

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Wednesday 13 January 2010 1:39

Because when you constantly have to use earplugs then you might not hear your alarm for work or whatever.

alexFYL 11

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:43

Wearing earplugs stops you from hearing other things you need to hear. Like already mentioned, alarm in the morning, some people have kids, I have destructive and/or sick pets I have to jump out of bed and do something about... if someone comes to the door, phone ringing, etc. I mean, all I want to do is not hear the snoring, not be deaf.