Cats and Animals: Where'd you go?

Where'd you go?

By omgjessp - 19/07/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML

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By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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Crowded house

By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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Alas, poor Tiddles

By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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Sobering

By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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Thanks Raymond

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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Panic in the sheets

By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 03:30

Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML

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Smallworld_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:28

Yeah they are known for moving when alive.

dyingstart 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:37

Heyyyy your kitty gave you a present! Make sure you pat it on the head and say good job for being a good hunter. Well, it may not have been a dead rat, but at least your kitty's heart was in the right place.

Comments

Theos_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:27

It's a gift, most gifts are given live or they are not considered high quality. The cat proved it was willing to chase something down and deliver it unharmed to you. Show some appreciation.

R3nesmee 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:48

let's just hope that the cat either devoured it or took it out of the house somewhere.... rats are unsanitary.

cthulhu1138 1

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:07

Sucks that you've got a live rat loose, but there's no reason you couldn't have gotten rid of it yourself.

LebChickOnFira 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:13

maybe ur cat just simply ate it

russianredgirl 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:39

diseases

dcfan44 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:42

plus mice carry flees and ticks which once in your house very hard to get rid of basically almost impossible i went through 2 summers of flee bites because my cats kept escaping but when the winter came they all died

fam0usco0kies16 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:40

Same thing happened to me..Except my dog had the rat in her mouth and the guts were coming out and she put the rat on my bed.. dead.

ketchup539 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:44

Haha? I'm not too sure what I'm meant to be laughing at...

happyvalleygirl 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:39

My cat brought in a live bird one day, plopped it on the living room floor and batted it around like a toy. Usually they leave just the bird feet—no other parts at all—on the front steps. hah And cat bites are toxic to small animals, so your rat might die soon, anyway. Good luck, though.

Waabishkii_ikwe 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:56

Was it really a rat? Those are some tough beasties; I came into my room one time to find my dog and my pet rat (who was having some free time out of the cage) staring each other down. You've either got one tough cat, or are afraid to pick up and throw away a teensy little mouse. YDI, if I do say so myself.