Fat and Kids: Where is this kid now? - FML

Where is this kid now?

By randa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

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ChantelRenaeee 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 11:54

omg what a little smart ass!

Doortje 29

Tuesday 19 April 2011 11:55

BURRRRN some calories.

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Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:19

Bad parenting.

coolridge 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:42

A parental beating never hurt anyone permanently. This is an authority challenge that he cannot win. Smack his stupid mouth and don't allow him to leave your house or sulk all day about it. He eats dinner with you and does chores as normal. It's not about his wants it's what he needs. He can't enter life with this attitude. He will never make it.

mag3rk 1

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:48

take it ad a good thing at least your losing weight as your son obviously realized

abductedllama 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:56

kick his ass

gpend 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 20:38

burn!!

joeyfingas187 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 20:58

lol third degree burn

grdianknight 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 21:37

wow yet another kid needing to learn discipline and respect. sadly about half your ydi's are going to be from the kids taking his side who could also use a lesson

mannyfresh311 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 21:50

you should of choked him out

kailaxbby 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 21:55

Whip out the belt and beat his little ass! That's what my mom would do :o

fruityloopz 4

Tuesday 19 April 2011 22:04

wait, so your weight is dropping just like his grades? so that's a compliment, right?

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