Books, School, Education and Thief: Where's the justice? - FML

Where's the justice?

By Skazzy3 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML

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By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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What did you expect?

By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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Unruly meets incompetence

By Anonymous - 14/10/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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What hell, lady?

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 08:00

Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML

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By Jif_Creamy - 28/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Washington

Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML

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Evil will always win

By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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Top comments

martin8337 35

Thursday 15 January 2015 9:41

The schools can take their zero tolerance policy and stick it up their asses. Getting banned for trying to get your stuff back is some major bullshit.

xivoricbutterfly 25

Thursday 15 January 2015 9:25

Mr Mosbey: No running in my lobby!

Comments

miss__brightside 11

Thursday 15 January 2015 9:59

? damn sorry that happened to you. Did you at least get your bag back?

sstahpp 33

Thursday 15 January 2015 10:00

Did you run after him quietly???

KrustyKrab 18

Thursday 15 January 2015 10:06

Well? Did you get your bag back?

Darkness_Hate 29

Thursday 15 January 2015 10:13

Come on in totally makes sense....For a twisted mind.

UhHuhHoney 20

Thursday 15 January 2015 10:14

Did you tell the library what had happened?

ZombieSazza 34

Thursday 15 January 2015 10:44

I would speak to someone in management about what happened and see if they can talk to the library for you.

EmoKami 21

Thursday 15 January 2015 11:04

Books are over-rated! Wikipedia is all you need! Haha

Retaheki 27

Thursday 15 January 2015 13:35

It's overrated, not over-rated.You'd probably know if you read a book.

UhHuhHoney 20

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:21

Wikipedia is not even an accurate or scholarly site at all...

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 20:12

Please tell me you're kidding..

grunt_fml 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:00

Maybe you should not have told them "But... but... all the books I stole were in that bag!". But seriously this is stupid, I hope you got your bag back at least.

saphy222 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:24

That's just wrong

exception82 4

Thursday 15 January 2015 13:15

did he get banned a well? :)

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