By Anonymous - 27/09/2018 19:37

Today, while picking up my dog from the groomer, the back of my hand accidentally brushed against the entire side of her boob. She stopped talking mid-sentence. I'm going to need to find a new groomer. FML
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Debbie Baker Minium tells us more.

Debbie Baker Minium 8

OP here. Just to clarify...I have a little 7 lb dog & the groomer was holding her. I reached to take her & the groomer turned sideways which is how my hand brushed her boob. And of course I apologized!!!! I'm a woman by the way so it wasn't a man on woman grope or anything --- still awkward and embarrassing. I love this groomer though so I will probably suck up the awkwardness and be more careful next time!!! :-)

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The_candyman 13

that's where you say sorry she says no problem and the world acts as if it never happened.. are we missing the part when your hand touched her she stopped talking and you winked at her?

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Dave_Davington 33

An accidental tit brush isn't so bad on its own. It's when you pop a boner and start sweating profusely that it begins to freak them out. I may or may not be speaking from experience.

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Ep7155 0

Lol, don’t even worry about it... I’m a groomer and we accidentally grab people’s boobs all the time trying to take fluffy from the pet parent. It happens. Or we accidentally ask if you want your dog to have a ********... then you realize you were supposed to say blow dry. Lol it is a very comical profession. You are good, keep the consistency for your pup, but if you want to make up for it, bring cookies and wine.

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Debbie Baker Minium 8

OP here. Just to clarify...I have a little 7 lb dog & the groomer was holding her. I reached to take her & the groomer turned sideways which is how my hand brushed her boob. And of course I apologized!!!! I'm a woman by the way so it wasn't a man on woman grope or anything --- still awkward and embarrassing. I love this groomer though so I will probably suck up the awkwardness and be more careful next time!!! :-)

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bass_ftp 12

Wait so if you were a man, this would have been a grope rather than a simple accident?

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donb23 23

Get a male groomer and you won’t have that problem unless you pick your dog up from the groomers lap.

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Davros 12

Your dog sounds rather uptight. I'm guessing it's not the first time you accidentally brushed one of her 8 boobs.

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aruden 25

Looks like you can no longer ever run for a government office

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Katrina Landis 3

I'm a groomer and this happens time to time. Easy mistake and I'm sure she didn't think anything about it.

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treo1262 5

im a groomer we dont care. i accidently do that to multiple owners getting the dogs from them

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