Take Your Vitamins By FML Videos - 27/09/2018 18:30 The struggle is real. I agree, your life sucks 269 You deserved it 67 Share Tweet Share
Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 944 You deserved it 4 505
Today, I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside, I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 890 You deserved it 5 521
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 100 You deserved it 1 965
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 418 You deserved it 28 291
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML I agree, your life sucks 56 052 You deserved it 4 786
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 830 You deserved it 12 097
Today, I went to my GP to discuss my anxiety. As I was explaining my symptoms, I accidentally farted loudly due to my nervousness. The doctor paused and said, "Well, let's address that as well." FML. I agree, your life sucks 614 You deserved it 157
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 408 You deserved it 207
That's why I take suppositories