Who dis? New phone

By Sexting - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 732
You deserved it 9 371

Comments

Hopefully it wasn't a guy that would be awkward

The fact that it was a stranger and not his girlfriend isn't awkward anyway?

37 - It sounds like you have yet to be introduced to chat roulette

It would be hilarious if it was a dude and e sexted him back...

Well, assuming they were playing along, I'd say you made someone's day a little more interesting.

That's why you shouldn't use technology for those kind of things. Wait until you see her personally, I'm sure she'll enjoy it more.

This isn't being too considerate of long distance affairs, you know, keeping up the excitement while forced to be apart.

SlayerElite 1

long distance relationships should not happen, no matter what social media can do, if you dont see them physically, then it is not a relationship. and dont send any stupid reply about how someone had to move away or what have you, my piont still remains

You're quite the self absorbed and mis-informed little twat, aren't you?

janelly16 7

So basically you're saying that if someones husband/wife was in the army they should just break up? You sir are a dumbass

ant1ion 12

32 and what makes you say that? Is it because you think having sex Is the only way to have a relationship? I'm pretty sure people can do what they want if they can handle it, I know I can

Yeah... I've been with my boyfriend for 4 years and every year I leave for college out of state. Just because a relationship can be labeled long distance doesn't mean you don't see your SO ever. And as important as the physical side of a relationship is, the emotional and communication side is probably much more important to a healthy long lasting partnership.

SlayerElite - You are a terribly misinformed little boy, aren't you? (That's my nice way of calling you a ******* idiot). My girlfriend (at the time) and I were separated for 4 years while I was in medical school. We got married after I graduated. We've been happily married now for 10 years and have two children. I'd LOVE to hear your thoughts on that. Come on now. Speak up!

32- I happen to be in a long distance relationship. We have been together 2 years and we have a relationship just as healthy as any other relationship. If you respect and love somebody as much as we do for each other, distance shouldn't matter.

tcook912 9

#32- Just because it's long distance doesn't make it any leas meaningful of a relationship. I've been with my boyfriend for 3 years, long distance, and it's people like you that I absolutely can't stand.

klovemachine 24

All I can imagine is some old, lonely man who looks like he is in some way related to Jabba the Hut.

Hopefully your girl has that "find my phone" app if its a smart phone. Other than that she might be SOL.

How does an app for your phone help you find if it is lost?

Angelrose2004 17

Smart phones usually have gps. An app called "where's my droid" can use the gps to pin-point it's location. It also turns the ringer on and rings if you lose your phone while it's on silence. Most handy app i've found.

4everGrateful 4

How dirty you must have felt once you realized.. Ha FYL.

olpally 32

If your name is Quagmire, you're golden! Giggity! :D

Perhaps it's best you never know. o.O

perdix 29

How could you tell? Were the responses actually hot and sexy compared to your girlfriend's inane, babyish prattle about her "kitty cat" and erotic fantasies of shopping with YOUR credit card?

I agree with perdix. Especially about that "kitty cat" part. Sure, it's flattering at first, but once it's been going on for 3+ months, you start to realize how much of a freaking lunatic your owner is.