Who dis? New phone

By Sexting - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 730
You deserved it 9 371
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DocBastard 38

His name is Chuck. He thinks ur so hot.

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rooney0710 5

Copy everything you wrote and paste it and send it to her later.

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Rodders_SOTC 1

It was me and the whole goat thing is illegal bro'

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lans4 1

That means you stole his phone and are going to be arrested

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karen1991 15

Did you enjoy it?

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Dallasluver19 14

Last time I checked they didn't let 8 year olds on FML.

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MolesterStallone 13

I have a feeling the conversation is going to end up on Facebook...

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sweetmama88 6

Sorry to say it but you deserve everything thats comming your way, you shouldn't be sexting anyone . You better hope that you didn't send pic of your private area .

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redbluegreen 40

Oh no, not his private area! Anything but the private areas!

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Dallasluver19 14

This is why you don't sext.

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redbluegreen 40

Because someone might steal the recipient's phone and pretend to be them? That's totally a great reason. Thank you for your input, it's changed my life so much.

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Dallasluver19 14

67- 78- No. People commit suicide every week because sexting ruined their life. Embarressed them. Search some videos on YouTube.

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Shrike 23

Jeez, "embarressed", really? I'd contemplate killing myself too if I couldn't spell such a simple word correctly. Hey, you know people kill themselves over relationships too? You'd better not date anyone ever, then!

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notepie 6

And why is that such a bad thing!?! It could be another girl and now she wants you!!!

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mrnuleef 7

Thief: "today, i stole some girl's phone. I regret it because the pictures and texts that were sent to it will scar me for life. FML."

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