Who dis? New phone

By Sexting - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML
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You deserved it 9 371
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DocBastard 38

His name is Chuck. He thinks ur so hot.

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hateevryone 14

I bet it was some female that stole it. I bet.

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Special_Psycho 8

Damn dude. Maybe you should make a code word in case this happens again. Like Hy-you-tamee

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White_like_dat 3

Doesn't matter. Has sext.

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s3cr3t 4

If it is still lost and the perp doesnt now you know you should sext some deriously mesed up stuff involving killer clowns and hot candle wax fetishes. Then talk about the bodies you hid ;) Maybe they will freak out and call the cops then you know who stol the phone voilla :D

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klx125cross 9

I find it very difficult to sext.... Just saying...

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SquishFish 15

Hope it wasn't her parents off for a joke....

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