Awkward, Jewelry and Miscellaneous: Who do you take me for?

Who do you take me for?

By pandaboo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

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By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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Call the fuzz

By elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By thenewgirl - 06/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML

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By violet - 29/11/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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jdfml90 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:33

I would get your boyfriend to steal it back. He must believe you.

justsayfuck 5

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:33

An awful mother in law.. It's almost too cliché.

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mycomment 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:16

they slept in diferernt rooms because it was obvious that his mom was worried about teen sex

_volcom_ 3

Friday 30 July 2010 6:01

You are right, but it may not even have to be "teen" sex... I'm 21 and whenever I take my boyfriend to my parents house, we always have to sleep in different rooms due to my parents not wanting people having sex in their house while they are there.... its also a morals thing... but again, you are correct.

guckylynn 19

Friday 30 July 2010 9:41

I'm 22 and my parents let my boyfriend sleep in my room at their house because they know I won't have sex in their house. But yeah, a lot of my friends aren't allowed to have their SO sleep in their rooms.

abalgatti 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:25

just have sex with your boyfriend. moms get pissed when ***** steal their baby boy's ummm "virtue"? xD

aback 4

Friday 30 July 2010 1:59

It's probably pawned already. Want to get back at her? Tell her you're pregnant.

aardvarkish 15

Friday 30 July 2010 3:21

YDI for stealing my cockring.

Maddoctor 10

Friday 30 July 2010 3:51

There's still a chance that wouldn't make his mom change her mind about the OP. I've been dating my boyfriend over a year, tried to get his mom to spend time with me and get to kow me, and she still hates me for no reason. Ugh it's always the case of "You're stealing my baby from me!"

archer79 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:58

so why not just tell her it's yours? how hard is that? hardly a catastrophe

redtigerlily 5

Friday 30 July 2010 4:28

why are you sleeping in there? and not in your boyfriends room? idiot.

rawrkira 3

Friday 30 July 2010 4:41

Here's a thought, just because you're dating someone or staying at their house doesn't mean you have to sleep together or have sex. Jeez, does anyone have morals these days?

d_p3ngu1n 0

Friday 30 July 2010 6:17

What is the point of sleeping over if you're not going to be in the same room? Take sex out of the equation: the point of sleeping over is so that you're not sleeping alone, right? If she's sleeping in a separate bed ANYWAY she might as well go home.

monnanon 13

Friday 30 July 2010 13:09

@70 they could have plans together the next day that requires OP to be at his house early and its just easier for her to stay over or they could live quite far apart and she is staying with him for that reason. They could have any number of reasons for being ready to stay at each others houses but not ready to have sex.