Awkward, Jewelry and Miscellaneous: Who do you take me for?

Who do you take me for?

By pandaboo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

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By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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Call the fuzz

By elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By thenewgirl - 06/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML

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By violet - 29/11/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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jdfml90 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:33

I would get your boyfriend to steal it back. He must believe you.

justsayfuck 5

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:33

An awful mother in law.. It's almost too cliché.

Comments

Ahhh_DTG 3

Friday 30 July 2010 7:13

what were you doing spending the night in her bed and not his?

canadianPrincess 0

Friday 30 July 2010 7:13

psycho much.. I hope your not considering marriage lol

michellenKG 5

Friday 30 July 2010 7:56

bitch. you need to stand up to her if you haven't already. you can't let her get away with treating you like a petty thief! deman respect from her.

lena_smiles4321 1

Friday 30 July 2010 7:58

that sucks big time. I thinkin you need to tell her that you are missing it

PincheEdgarr 0

Friday 30 July 2010 8:11

78 long distance relationships are dumb a don't work out:/ unless someone proved they work out I take it back but so far I stick to that.

Kawaiichan42 3

Friday 30 July 2010 12:18

It's great that you think long-distance relationships don't work out, but whether they work or not isn't really an issue. If OP and her boyfriend want to try it, then that's their thing. I wasn't saying they were for sure in a long-distance relationship, just that it could be a valid reason for a teen to be staying with her boyfriend for a while.

maxisma 1

Friday 30 July 2010 9:17

in Soviet Russia, necklace steals you!

maxisma 1

Friday 30 July 2010 9:17

in Soviet Russia, necklace steals you!

Schooled 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:27

#92-#94 agreed. I don't think there was anything wrong with them sleeping in separate rooms, for the same reasons as 92, and also it is the chicks fault for leaving such a precious belonging right out in the open, if it was my house then I would pick it up mistaking it for one of my family members without fail.