Weird, Creepypasta and Work: Who goes there?

Who goes there?

By scared shitless - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

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southernbelle_rn 16

Tuesday 10 December 2013 18:57

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 10 December 2013 18:58

Are you sure it wasn't agent 86 flushing himself down the toilet?

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thatonetribute 31

Thursday 29 January 2015 19:35

He was going to the ministry of magic!

CougeeSwagg 19

Thursday 25 June 2015 4:55

Time to get Sam and Dean in there.

jairolover 25

Thursday 7 July 2016 1:10

**** THAT, MY BOSS WOULD BE GETTING A VOICEMAIL ABOUT HOW I QUIT, WHILE I'M ON MY WAY OUT OF THE DOOR!

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Today, I noticed I spend most of my day translating French, German, and other languages for my boss, as he talks to people overseas. As his assistant I make crap money. If I were promoted to a Translator I’d make a lot more. He won’t promote me. In fact he threatened to fire me if I asked again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 536

You deserved it 113

Today, my fiancé got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I'd just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML

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You deserved it 3 314

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Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 231

You deserved it 2 339

Today, I received a text with my last name spelled wrong. A short conversation revealed he got my number from me, through Tinder. I don't have an account, but he insisted he knew that I like it 'hard and rough'. He knew my first name. I still don't know how he got my phone number or name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 098

You deserved it 2 347

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 771

You deserved it 3 545

Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 763

You deserved it 395

Today, I ride my bike 5.5 miles every day to get to and from work. My job is filled with a bunch of melodramatic 40-something year-old men that can't take a joke. I'm $10,000 in debt. I don't speak to my family or old friends, as they're no good and I'm trying to change my life trying but feel like I'm getting nowhere. I'm 20. FML

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You deserved it 260

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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You deserved it 273