Who said life was better before ?

By none - 17/01/2009 23:35 - United States

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Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1 p.m., smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4 a.m., jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML
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jdortega 2

You sound exactly like the guy I work with...and he's from new jersey. The year is 2012, get a hobby

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make_me_smile 4

This man should be named "fattest lazy ass" of the year

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coolster5000 22

COME ON MAN!! you can do way better than that . go get a job! meet a girl! do some thing other than that with your life . And for all those idiots that are telling u to smoke weed instead , that will just simply screw your life and end u up in jail or in the hospital. NEVER STOP TRYING TO GET OUT OF THAT HELLISH LIFE. and never stop believing that you can, and will get out and get your old life back.

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Akerra89 14

So you steal the cigs or what? You apparently have no income...

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californianking1 8

Drink alcohol when in need, alcohol: the cure for everything

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hush_fml 9

You sound a lot like an ex of mine. How about you quit smoking, wanking and feeling sorry for yourself and go get a job?

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gators1995 30

Sounds very productive

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