Who said life was better before ?

By none - 17/01/2009 23:35 - United States

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Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1 p.m., smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4 a.m., jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML
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Waspinator1998 21

Replace cigarettes with video games...replace coffee with soda...and you'll have my life.

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corocoro 30

If you're unhappy with your life, change it. Giving up and moping never helped anybody (or at least not a statistically significant number of people ;)).

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secretlady99 6

wow, busy schedule. how on earth did you find time to come cry on here? p.s get a job you useless tit

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SonyIsGod 13

This sounds very interesting, in a modern gothic loner sort of way. Theoretically.

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AntiSocialKitten 21

This sounds exactly like my boyfriend, only difference is he plays his Xbox and he has a girlfriend

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nicolie0322 9

so i went to read the comments hoping to get a good laugh out of others chewing your ass for being a lazy nasty and was disappointed. i hope everyone is being sarcastic. Get up and do something with your life idiot

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teacupofsunshine 29

So you eat? Shower?and ...facilitate ?might wanna ad those to your busy agenda. lol

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