By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML
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LiveLaughFML 10

it's like being nice to the weird kid and then BOOM stalked for life!

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abbyelizabeth 9

Ha, And people ask me why I'm not generous...

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Keyman1212 14

Smoking also kills when you befriend a new stalker!

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Sienna420 4

Which is why weed is better then cigarettes.

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ScarletBloom 14

Being a non smoker doesn't guarantee you a longer life than the smokers.

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bling87 0

57 - that's disgusting and you need to put your cleavage away; you look to young to be trashy like that.

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marpay 11

72- 57's profile says she is 21 she can do as she pleases. Yes already I know people lie about their age on here. Don't need to remind me. 57- please leave your boobs out, we like to see them.

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onedayinamsterda 14

true, but smoking definitely puts u at a higher risk. think abt it.

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RealChinese 7

Going out of your house puts you at a higher risk too. Think about it.

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mduffy08 8

Weed is stupid. It's still bad for you, so don't tell me it's okay.

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schrodingersdog 4

But being a smoker means losing your ability to smell and making everyone else pissed at you for smelling like smoke.

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LiveLaughFML 10

it's like being nice to the weird kid and then BOOM stalked for life!

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alfool 0

That is happening to me now and I don't know what to do because I don't want to hurt his feelings but he follows me around school so creepy

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ImOlivia 5

34 - cool story bro.

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instnt1nfction 17

He is your special follower, pretend he is a henchman.

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RavagedSouI 0

Lol 34 I suggest you avoid him. That or as 50 said make him do your dirty work... Till he gets the message. If he is slow, you get a slave till end of school term.

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detroitsucks247 3

Thats what you get for being nice dumb@$$ what were you thinking?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

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BehindU 5

What I'm wondering is if OP had a car . Because if he did he could have just drove away.

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instnt1nfction 17

He would have went into the car with OP

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ninjuh_wingman 29

And that kids is why you dont smoke

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andiiturtle 0

because people follow you around? :X huh

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Laurenlou 24

And that is why you should never give a stanger a cigarette, or even be smoking, my dear OP.

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jacob2raider 0

I agree. Smoking = big turn off

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deviable 9

Give a man a smoke, he smokes for one day. Teach a man to smoke, and he'll go for the throat.

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ariannaimelda 7

That's his way of telling you smoking kills

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that_nerdy_sock 3

Cigarettes are bad for you. Smoking is disgusting. Wanna die? Pick one up. Light it. Inhale. Disgusting.

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borkchop1992 15

i would put the in your bass instead of chasing you around

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