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I bet she's bullshittin you OP

Dude.... how old are you Op? Wet dream really?

You shoulda touched it yourself..

it's not like you are responsible for your dreams. tell her that she needs to take better care of your needs and then stuff like that wouldn't happen

x5 (:

Ask what her name was

that's pretty pathetic If you have a girlfriend and wet dreams.

You probly have a lot of those.... x)

It should be spelt with two p's in apparently. :D You're welcome, small feline. -Fluffy McTiger

It is more than that, but I will look away. Fluffy, can I has hug?

-hugs- Should it be 'to find out' instead, oh grand master? -Fluffy McTiger

I woke up and found out I had a wet dream last night about someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything. Apparently, I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me, listening. That's just me, but anyone is allowed to add/fix. :)

Insert creepy ending, 'The whole time.' Sure it's not a complete sentence by any means, but it does the job splendidly. -Fluffy McTiger

Shut it, kitty.

Which one? The one who can cuddle you and kill you while you're sleeping or the one that can maul you right here and right now? Think wisely. -Fluffy McTiger

The pussy with the green **** on it. Oh and you mom. BITCH.

Ah, someone needs a time-out.

You mom? Who's You mom? I think you meant your. However, I like to please you by telling you that my mom is dead. But no worries, she was put down because she ate one of your young. Such foolish creature you all are. Don't put your head in a tiger's mouth. -Fluffy McTiger

Creatures* Excuse me, picking dumb ass out of my teeth. -Fluffy McTiger

Sorry, I was having trouble deciding what kind of tiger I like best as a carpet.

Oh? Then shall I decide on what kind of human will make a nice winter coat? Or should I just go ahead and rip the skin to shreds? Gumbo sounds nice. -Fluffy McTiger

Too bad you can't make gumbo without thumbs. Humans FTW.

No? I have a mouth and two paws. Magic things can happen. Whether I can make gumbo without thumbs or not though, no one will be able to recognize you when I'm done. However, it's my bedtime so I'm no longer going to play with you. -Fluffy McTiger

Ah darn. I was just having fun.

kitteh @38. you forgot to add FML. 

Another person pretending to be a cat... Really?! FML for having to read your stupid posts!

this is hilarious:) I love it!

I mean the 2 cats:) hehehehehehehe

geez you owned him I dislike tigers and pretenders of them.

wet dreammm x3 she's probably joking though. maybe she suspects you of cheating

I do believe it is you who needs to grow up. Grow some balls, atleast. c: It's not like OP can help it.

You ought to be able to help it by the time you're old enough to have a girlfriend over for the night.

Maybe you theoretically can have one at any age, but you should have a little control over your body when you get older. With how long it's been since I've had one, I highly doubt that it's ever going to happen again to me at least. Maybe the rest of you guys can't. Do you still shit your pants too?

I just guessing now that maybe you, yourself still get wet dreams. Otherwise why would you try to compare it to other things like sweat, digestion, or heart rate?

you realize that most men have wet dreams consistantly through out their life right? it isn't something that they can control and not only is it totally normal, it's healthy. educate yourself before you speak, or in this case type.

To me it seems pretty odd that these people have no control over themselves. Part of me wonders if maybe they can control it but simply choose not to for the sake of the enjoyment of it. Quite frankly I would much rather not have a wet dream then have to deal with the aftermath of it all. All things considered though, certainly no one has admitted to me that they still have wet dreams and cannot control them.

I think it is ignorant to think that it is impossible to control it. There are people that can control their heartbeat. One example of the is of the guy who broke the record for swimming in ice cold water. Not only was he able to raise his body temperature and lower his heart rate through meditation, but he could make his body less affected by the coldness he endured. There might not be any scientific research backing up what he did, but that certainly doesn't mean it isn't possible. Try simply waking up if you are dreaming and can feel yourself getting ready to lose it. Or if that's not good enough, how about jacking off beforehand so you are physically drained during the night. Maybe there isn't anything that is 100% foolproof, but I can tell you over the years, I have developed a certain level of control over my body. If other people can't do the same, well I guess **** their lives.

Too long. Did not read.

dude u can't just wake up in a dream no matter how good or bad it is it's u hav 2 b shit scared of somthin 2 suddenly wake u up or not tired at all unless theres a loud noise or somthin like that

Maybe I am a little ignorant. The times I did in fact have a wet dream I considered somewhat embarrassing. I immediately thought that it would be necessary to figure out how to suppress something like that from happening. I honesty thought that was how most people dealt with it. It was simply a phase and in a short period of time they grew out of it. If there are people who are simply indifferent to something like a wet dream, then I guess I didn't realize it. I'll give that to you. As far as your quoted "level of control" goes, isn't it natural that as you develop sexually, you just gain control over your body? Over your organs that you had up until that time never used before? It's not like it didn't come naturally to me.

first of all FYLDeep, ur stupid, second of all, I can't believe u guys are arguing about this

FYLDeeply you just got owned.

You dont? How pathetic is your life?

You have no control over yourself while asleep, you're one ignorant ****. And most people can't lucid dream so don't pull that ******* card.

Yeah you can't control your body temp either dumbass, stay off the internet.

I want your babies.

You're an airplane.

I can reproduce with humans.

Is that why I have 30 children? yeah, I thought so. shut it.

That is my hobby, making babies! And of course killing giraffes.

think she's 12. so she won't be riding alone