Who the f***?
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By AwkwardMoments - 26/01/2017 14:00
Well, that could be your first red flag. The next one would be if she hit you. There are hotlines to help you in this situation, OP. Get help before she hurts you. -Fluffy McTiger
rejection hotline?
No, abuse hotline. Cause she's on the obsession stage. -Fluffy McTiger
i need a hotline for pizza, got one?
Pizza Hut, Dominos? I'm more of a 'take out' kind of gal. -Fluffy McTiger
i can take you if you want ;)
Sigmund Freud would be proud of you champ. So proud he would probably invite you to one of his cocaine parties, along with Dr. Rockzo, the rock n' roll clown and Tony Montana themselves.
I guess you could say you have quite an imagination... and quite a sex life, wet dreams are during dry spells AHAHAHAHAHA
I've been there OP - not the wet dream part though. I said something in my sleep & my ex was angry for a week. No matter how much you'll try, she'll believe your subconsciously thinking something other than what you're saying so you're screwed. Good luck buddy
of course she's gonna hold it against you. after all she eats, sleeps and ***** about you all day long. i say let it go and if she can't then show her the door.
SPONTANEOUS ERECTION!!! ;P
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-resists the urge to correct this FML-
well it's not really your fault, right?