Who the f***?

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 02:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 902
You deserved it 5 935

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MissGrinch 4

-resists the urge to correct this FML-

Comments

Well, that could be your first red flag. The next one would be if she hit you. There are hotlines to help you in this situation, OP. Get help before she hurts you. -Fluffy McTiger

No, abuse hotline. Cause she's on the obsession stage. -Fluffy McTiger

Pizza Hut, Dominos? I'm more of a 'take out' kind of gal. -Fluffy McTiger

Sigmund Freud would be proud of you champ. So proud he would probably invite you to one of his cocaine parties, along with Dr. Rockzo, the rock n' roll clown and Tony Montana themselves.

ThiszMexicanLove 0

YDI for having your girlfriend over.! Thingsz like that could happen. DUURRR.

MissErikaHart 0
JillianlikesVogu 0

Really? For all you know, they live together. Not really in his control, is it?

garza559 0

its her fault! if she put out you wouldnt be having wet dreams haha

Coccinelle_fml 15

And? What was the dream about?

I guess you could say you have quite an imagination... and quite a sex life, wet dreams are during dry spells AHAHAHAHAHA

kenjiisown 1

Such a cute smile. I hope that is really you. =D

I've been there OP - not the wet dream part though. I said something in my sleep & my ex was angry for a week. No matter how much you'll try, she'll believe your subconsciously thinking something other than what you're saying so you're screwed. Good luck buddy

kenjiisown 1

You're just a dog. What do you know?

of course she's gonna hold it against you. after all she eats, sleeps and ***** about you all day long. i say let it go and if she can't then show her the door.

mahimalil 0

boring FML !!!!! what was the dream !!!!