Unloveable

By Grant Williams - 13/06/2021 01:01 - United States - Frisco

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Today, I had a conversation with a girl on Tinder, for the third time this month. Just like the other two girls, she turned out to be a prostitute. Only prostitutes will give me the time of day. FML
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Brightside86 30

I'd be worried they are: scams, police, or have an std.

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Brightside86 30

Hey my buddy was having the same issue and discovered his opening line was the problem. Try using your first message to introduce yourself include a few of your intrest and qualities. My buddy found this simple technique to work way better than pickup lines, puns, or looking through their profile and trying to say something clever.

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John Bigger 3

nothing wrong with commercial affection

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Brightside86 30

I'd be worried they are: scams, police, or have an std.

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49_Donuts 13

Um, it’s Tinder. What did you expect?

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Brightside86 30

Hey my buddy was having the same issue and discovered his opening line was the problem. Try using your first message to introduce yourself include a few of your intrest and qualities. My buddy found this simple technique to work way better than pickup lines, puns, or looking through their profile and trying to say something clever.

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Jefftabula 2

Same thing happens to me.

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Wadlaen 23

Well, if you can afford it, enjoy the sweet fruits life brings you😜

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bobsanction 18

Lucky. I can't even get prostitutes, I only get cam girls.

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