Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
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RoboCunnilingus 23

I don't think your name really expresses the depth of your emotion.

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DV88 1

What if it was all a ruse? What if the girl who walked up to you is your gf's friend and the whole thing was a set up just so your gf could break up with you easier. Conspiracy_Keanu.jpg

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TcheQ 12

And how hard was it to say "What's my name?"

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Funnyguyproblems 1

It's ok. That bitch probably did that cuz she can't get a boyfriend. She will burn in hell.

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BrianaKoala 7

If I was her mother I would have slapped right across her face and make her apologize and explain! Why would someone even do that???

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wowthatissad 9

Holy ****. I'm so sorry dude. I'm so sorry. That's awful. I'll be your girlfriend :(

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Annjelina 11

She was obviously jealous because she most likely didn't have a boyfriend. And if se did they should break up and wait for her mature.

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