Kids: Whoops

Whoops

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 02:55 - United States

Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By kids - 12/05/2014 05:17

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

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By Fear of the unflushed…for life, the sentencing. - 10/06/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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Arseniy 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:11

Even kid could lock the door. No?

kkutting 2

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:15

haha! x) stupid kid should of locked the door! & you shouldn't just burst doors open lol!

Comments

theten_fml 9

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:21

pedo means fart in Spanish

Mysanitywins 10

Thursday 9 December 2010 12:17

clearly from number 1.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 9 December 2010 14:31

Gives a new meaning to pedophile.

swift07 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 15:28

Lmfaoo true

KGambii 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:29

boohoo

naximus93 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:31

I did this once... Now I'm not allowed within 50 feet of a school building...

vanillagirl 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 11:59

that's cuz only students are allowed to use school bathrooms duh! they never know what kinda perve could be sittin there waiting for a kid to show up

naximus93 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:14

vanillagirl, see comment 29 (under comment 17) for help.

brokenbitch13 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:31

hahahah. pee on the kid! :D

that_guy_ollie 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 14:31

just sayun gerad way is now super fag he should go do drugs and get deppressed again if it means he will make good music

brokenbitch13 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 17:42

what??

naximus93 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:33

I did this once... Now I'm not allowed near school buildings... Ten points to whoever gets it

brokenbitch13 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:34

peed on a kid??

naximus93 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:40

Not even close....

brokenbitch13 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:41

oh... crap. im in BIG trouble then... lol

alohabroha 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 10:06

hangover

naximus93 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 10:14

Ding ding ding! Thank God

MrsDrake11 7

Friday 13 July 2012 23:47

Actually he's not allowed by chuck e cheese either

everlife_333 3

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:39

haha that really suks

Xythenol 6

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:51

Well stop being a pedo!

sensboltsfan84 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:54

Maybe make sure no one's in there first? duh

PamParanoia 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 10:05

Now THAT must suck xD

shethinksugly 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 10:05

Sh*t happens.. No pun intended :)

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