Kids, Relatable, Awkward and Babies: Whoops - FML

Whoops

By 8reth72 - 11/06/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I was helping a couple come up with a name for the baby they just had. I suggested "Joshua" thinking that it was an okay name. All sudden, the room got quiet. Turns out I had forgotten that Joshua was the name of their 3 year-old son who had died a couple months before. FML

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By Oof - 27/02/2024 15:00 - United States

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Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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Today, I found out my ex-fiance and the girl he cheated on me with are expecting. It’s bad enough he jilted me at the altar four months ago, but the fact that they’re naming their son the same name I wanted to name my miscarried son pours lemon juice in the wound. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 13:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was selling personalised stockings at work. When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious". She replied, "Actually, it's in memory of the baby I miscarried earlier this year." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - 20/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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Copycat

By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 05:00 - Canada - Enderby

Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML

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taylerrr 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:01

how do you forget something like that?

CyclonePsycho 1

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:09

How do you forget something like that? He *just* died a few months ago, you idiot. YDI.

Comments

Corbane11 16

Wednesday 9 July 2014 20:04

Why are people saying you deserved it? How were you supposed to know this information OP? FYL thats bad luck

Hesitantalien 17

Sunday 14 December 2014 7:31

how do you forget that? like, oh yes this three year old died no big deal (sarcasm)

dragoongirl90 34

Thursday 10 December 2015 6:49

You're a special kind of stupid.

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 1 May 2018 23:49

How do they not have a name for the baby? They were pregnant for 9 months...

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