Why dude?

By yessir - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML
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ChucklesTheClown 4

You have a really dumb boyfriend.

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ChucklesTheClown 4

You have a really dumb boyfriend.

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builditbetter09 3

She's also stupid for not telling him to pay attention.

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hellbilly205 17

Ok so where is the fml in this?

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skinny_treats 6

Someones dating a dumbass....

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izzie321 27

Which is why I don't get why people are voting that she deserved it...

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aleexandriax0 0

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ambowew 7

Why would you be stupid enough to not read an FML properly before posting a stupid response. It clearly says HE was texting HER.

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blaherman 12

He's talking about the sense of the girlfriend because she probably sent him a message.

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RetardedBullFrog 4

7, the rush of having one the top comments does crazy/stupid things to people. Which forces people to be uncreative or in this case, ill informed. At least its not one of those "that sucks" comments.

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the17doctor 12

#7, before calling someone stupid, stop and think about what you say. He said boyfriend as obviously the OP would have been texting too. My first thought was 'but why the hell are you both texting if he's driving?'....although it could just be all him, but even so....

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Sebastian_NG 17

Thanks 51! BOTH is the magical word that would've saved us all from that pointless argument.

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KiddNYC1O 20

We really don't know how long they were texting until he lost concentration.

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dontpanic_fml 32

"He said boyfriend as obviously the OP would have been texting too." Are you all completely ******* brain dead? Point out where you think it is stated that the girl is texting at all.

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jacquesromualdez 12

Wasn't it considered as an earjob?

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jacquesromualdez 12

Wasn't it considered as an earjob?

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borkchop1992 15

i dont know why but it feels like thats the womans fault

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ambamm135 7

Although the boyfriend was driving, I have to agree ,she could have warned him.

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missamazinggg 12

Maybe she did try and he was just to dumb to care.

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ambamm135 7

I would assume she would have put it in the FML if she did try to warn him

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m0tl3ycru3 0

Seriously texting would be the last thing on my agenda if i was driving behind a police car

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Zomg_Okay 26

Touching a phone at all should be the last thing on your mind regardless of who you're driving behind.

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cosmosis 12

Too right 57. I had a mate who was run down and killed by some f***tard texting on his phone while driving. People like this should not be allowed to drive. YDI OP! And i hope your boyfriend copped the biggest penslty because of it!!!!

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danielabella94 0

There's a thing called your voice...he should learn to use it

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JavIin 0

47 - Your comment made me laugh in the middle of my teacher yelling at someone.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

I dont understand why people feel the need to text someone whos like 3 feet away from them

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StopDropNRoll 11

Have you tried it? I do it to my friends when they're on their phone or laptop (IM) when we're doing hw and they're distracted It's pretty funny, but while driving... -_-

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alycion 38

I've only done it once. Person was hard of hearing and it was too noisy for me to get heard over the place.

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shrdlu 28

Because they don't know how to interact any other way.

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penguinazul 13

I do this when I want to say something to the person next to me but don't want anyone else in the room to hear it. Privacy, ftw!

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Altie 13

Were you texting him back ;)

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rainbow1223 4

Give the cop speical treatment and he might let you off with a warning

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