Internet and Love: Wifey

Wifey

By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 02:55 - United States - Covington

Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML

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By R…… - 19/11/2024 03:00 - United States - Edison

Today, I knew my wife and kid wouldn't be home until later, and I was excited to play video games and relax. The second I turned my computer on, the power went out. It came back on as my wife was pulling into the driveway. FML

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By Zxz - 08/04/2013 21:51 - Canada

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2012 05:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

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Snow Day

By iamlauraheremecry - 27/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML

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By itsgonnabealongnight... - 03/09/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I was at my grandparents' house, when the power went out. Even though we were supplied with candles and flashlights, we still had to stumble around in the darkness. They'd left both the candles and flashlights in the pitch black, unnavigable basement. FML

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By FUCKING POWER - 02/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Wixom

Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML

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By Samuel - 21/05/2010 19:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

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By idiot bro - 06/07/2014 18:04 - United States - Brunswick

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

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By OhDeary - 01/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

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By Blake Lawrence - 26/11/2012 18:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 27 July 2012 9:12

*turns circuit breaker off* "Aw damn, looks like the power's back off! Now, where were we?"

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Friday 27 July 2012 9:13

You were actually ****-blocked by the Internet? That's just plain backwards

Comments

Dcm210 19

Friday 27 July 2012 15:20

should've moved to the bed and hopefully she would've gotten the hint.

Snazzy_Snaz 17

Friday 27 July 2012 15:42

Just start watching a lot of ****. Then when she's all like: "you always sit there and watch ****! You never do anything romantic with me!" then you can backfire the whole problem I when she ignored you.

greenie213 23

Friday 27 July 2012 15:42

Facebook man. That's what's wrong with this world. Facebook.

jerry2011 4

Friday 27 July 2012 16:52

Wait for a few minutes, she just wanted to update her Facebook status with all the nice things you just did, will come back back. Oh wait, no she may have to like the comments posted by her friends..... Better don't wait for her, help yourself.

rivaraven 35

Friday 27 July 2012 16:55

I'd put the electricity out again, if my boyfriend would do something like this... but I think it would be hard for him to go to internet, when I have had access to him... if you know, what I mean.