By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 04:46 - United States - Placentia

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Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML
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KBeatz 5

This just sounds like a very humorous old lady to me. Hopefully I can still bring the jokes at that age.

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Dalliance 4

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MetalxSoldier 26

Maybe she'll give you one back. I've seen "Yes man" and if she has no teeth, you'll get the best ******** of your life!

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Haha old folks can get away with anything! ;)

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elodymayweeble 7

She CAN call it whatever she'd like. You explained to her why it might not be the best idea to call it that.

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KBeatz 5

This just sounds like a very humorous old lady to me. Hopefully I can still bring the jokes at that age.

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LO388 7

Also, better than an old man...

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iTrumpet 7

I want to be that old lady. I will find ways to troll everyone..

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NOOBSQUAD 0

I would be laughing my ass off if I were in line. "Can I please have a ******* now?" OP mutters "here's your ******* mam" Whole line erupts into laughter.

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domking1315 20

I read this comment in a sophisticated voice in my head

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SerendipityRose 26

I think she was joking, too... OP should have seen how far they could take it before she laughed. "Make sure to always bring your ******** with you to restaurants. Blow jobs after eating out is a must."

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AKGirlinSD 20

I think this old lady knew what she was saying. I just wish we knew Original Poster's sex because it would be way funnier if he/she was a female haha.

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Codezlol 21

She didn't even buy you dinner first??

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Codezlol 21

Ugh that was meant as my own post and not a reply. Sorry for that mental image folks!

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NoOneCaresReally 8

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draegbomb 5

When did it ever say that she was exercising?

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savour 0

You can blow me any day

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brendayyyyy 2

Maybe she calls it that because she misses giving them?

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Dr0reos 8

I need blow jobs to survive (because of my severe asthma)... pervs

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Andrew910 5

I guess she might call a ******** an inhaler.

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DKjazz 20

She's either hard of hearing, or an elderly troll.

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rattusrattus 18

I bet elderly troll. There are always the slightly mad old ladies who enjoy embarressing the whippersnappers.

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sandinthewaves 5

I hope you gave her a ********.

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NOOBSQUAD 0

OP better of, cause if I was that old lady I would have hit OP with my purse and yell rape.

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botanistjessica 24

^ I can't see at all how this is relevant.

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