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Show it anywayShe CAN call it whatever she'd like. You explained to her why it might not be the best idea to call it that.
This just sounds like a very humorous old lady to me. Hopefully I can still bring the jokes at that age.
I want to be that old lady. I will find ways to troll everyone..
I would be laughing my ass off if I were in line. "Can I please have a ******* now?" OP mutters "here's your ******* mam" Whole line erupts into laughter.
I read this comment in a sophisticated voice in my head
I think she was joking, too... OP should have seen how far they could take it before she laughed. "Make sure to always bring your ******** with you to restaurants. Blow jobs after eating out is a must."
I think this old lady knew what she was saying. I just wish we knew Original Poster's sex because it would be way funnier if he/she was a female haha.
My grandmother LOVES ********!
She didn't even buy you dinner first??
Ugh that was meant as my own post and not a reply. Sorry for that mental image folks!
I wonder how tight her butt is
Dafuq?
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Show it anywayWhen did it ever say that she was exercising?
Maybe she calls it that because she misses giving them?
The customer is always right, right?
I bet elderly troll. There are always the slightly mad old ladies who enjoy embarressing the whippersnappers.
OP better of, cause if I was that old lady I would have hit OP with my purse and yell rape.
^ I can't see at all how this is relevant.
Old lady: 1 OP: 0
I say she's messing with you.
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This just sounds like a very humorous old lady to me. Hopefully I can still bring the jokes at that age.
My grandmother LOVES ********!