Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Scary and Miscellaneous: Wild ride - FML

Wild ride

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly, but they were inside the building, which could only be got to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside, in front of a crowd of onlookers. FML

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alex1432 9

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:59

Could've been worse. You could have shit yourself.

courtssss 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 14:53

if your talking about draculas on the gold coast..... there are toilets in the show room and you don't have to get on a ghost train to get to them...... you only get on the ghost train to get inside.... I work there....FAIL

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whacker 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 7:53

Draculas restaurant rocks!!!!! As soon as I read this I knew where it was

CremeEggs 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 22:10

1) It's called Draculas. 2) There's one at the Gold Coast, AND one in Melbourne, Australia. Google it. 3) Everyone besides those in wheelchairs rides on the train, and everyone's video gets played on the big screen. Why? Because around the last corner everyone gets scared. 4) I'm sure if you spoke to one of the workers, they'd let you through without riding the train due to the fact that OP was busting. I know I wouldn't want to clean up my own piss let alone someone else's. And 5) It's amazing and I recommend everyone who can, go see it. The food and drinks are amazing. Oh and pay that bit extra for VIP, it's worth it.

totallyepicchick 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 14:19

Omg, was that at draculas because I have also had a bad experience with footage of my ride on their ghost train...

clairecurses 19

Sunday 28 June 2015 2:32

at least everyone at Draculas will remember you!

clairecurses 19

Sunday 28 May 2017 16:20

Dracula's is awesome

marthamydear23 9

Tuesday 8 August 2017 17:19

I cannot believe how many people on here pee themselves.

alicelouise66 5

Wednesday 24 July 2019 21:59

I'm pretty sure there were more accessible toilets. ydi

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 August 2023 16:41

That's funnier than "Haunted Mansion."

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