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By Thisismylife - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I had pizza for lunch. Later, I passed out in front of a customer. Now I get to explain to my boss that I fainted on the job because of heartburn. FML

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lexiieeex3 32

Monday 26 January 2015 17:13

Call me stupid... But why would your boss get mad at you for being sick and passing out? It's not like you can control that sort of thing.

unidentifieduser 23

Monday 26 January 2015 17:00

Was the pizza worth it? Yes, pizza is ALWAYS worth it.

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xninix_fml 36

Monday 26 January 2015 22:55

I don't see why your boss would be mad. It's not like you chose to faint op.

exoticwaved 9

Tuesday 27 January 2015 0:04

Was the from Pizza Hut, Dominoes, or somewhere else? I can't decide which to choose!

HJKM_fml 19

Tuesday 27 January 2015 2:13

It sounds like there's something else going on that OP isn't aware of. I've had horrid GERD for years and never passed out from it. Granted, everyone is different. Still, my advice would be to go see either your GP or a gastro specialist and see what's going on.

HJKM_fml 19

Tuesday 27 January 2015 2:15

*I've. Sorry, it wouldn't let me correct my typo after I submitted it.

confushon 12

Tuesday 27 January 2015 3:58

You fainted because of heartburn? Lmao I call bullshit.

Headcrab 29

Tuesday 27 January 2015 5:12

Ifyou passen out from rating pizza, you really need to see a doctor!

tswizz 13

Tuesday 27 January 2015 12:47

Doc Bastard get yo ass over here

herpderp1234 17

Wednesday 19 August 2015 12:04

Do not be ashamed; he will understand that the situation was medical-related.

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