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By Thisismylife - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I had pizza for lunch. Later, I passed out in front of a customer. Now I get to explain to my boss that I fainted on the job because of heartburn. FML
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Top comments

lexiieeex3 32

Call me stupid... But why would your boss get mad at you for being sick and passing out? It's not like you can control that sort of thing.

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unidentifieduser 23

Was the pizza worth it? Yes, pizza is ALWAYS worth it.

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Comments

SystemofaBlink41 27

That's what I was thinking!

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Ashwathi 21

Pizza is life. You should've eaten it after work though OP.

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usmcmischief 9

I'm figuring she was on lunch break.....

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BuckNekkid 22

never heard anything like that. maybe a doctor visit is in order

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allie2590 31

OP you should see a doctor. Passing out from heartburn is very uncommon and it could be an indication of something more serious. I hope not though!

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mrmcleod 29

I thought the same thing, but I figured I'd get hella down voted, so I opted for a pun. That didn't go over so well.

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MidnaLink 33

I don't see how you deserve it for heartburn. I really don't.

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lm6161 4

Definitely go to your doctor. Have never heard of this before. Could be an indicator of something very serious.

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j_cat187 19

I had a similar problem but it was because I used to starve myself. You should go to a Dr because it might be an ulcer.

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thatcoolguy123 14

Heart attack from a heartburn? Time for the doctor immediately

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