Pizza and Work: Work is work

Work is work

By mylifeisfed - 04/11/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I encountered one of my professors from college. Back when I was in his game theory class, he publicly criticized me for falling asleep and not paying attention, to which I retaliated by acing all of his exams. Four years and a degree later, I met him again... while working at Pizza Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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By katsaysner - 17/10/2014 17:56 - United States - Unity

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 15:12 - United States

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

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By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

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By Eva - 10/01/2024 23:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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By SucksToBeMe - 28/09/2009 18:31 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

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fatherpunk 1

Wednesday 4 November 2009 20:05

YDI for not getting me my pizza under 30 minutes.

Visari 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 20:11

Think about it you idiots. It's a FML because he's the one at Pizza Hut. Why would he care if he found a professor that annoyed him working in Pizza Hut? It would be funny. Some people, honestly.

Comments

blue_eyed 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 20:38

Oh ok that makes me feel alot better that some people are confused about who was workin at pizza hut too. i just thought i was stupid

ragsy 7

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:24

You'd think after 4 years you would be used to people finding out what a loser you are.

guitaristcarts12 0

Friday 6 November 2009 1:12

if you have aced all his exams and you have a degree, then why are you working at pizza hut?? YDI

boatkicker 4

Friday 6 November 2009 1:25

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a job right now? Degree or not. My aunt has two bachelors and a Masters and is working at McDonalds.

SillyHamser 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:04

Haha so did you learn how to cut pizza into 3 pieces without envy?

blacklight302 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:17

...what? thats not exactly FML material... it WOULD be if you found him while wearing a carboard box bcuz u lost abet.. but im just saying....1/5

Mutsumi_fml 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:10

What exactly is 'game theory' that he teaches? I've never heard of such a subject.

lovelybells 0

Friday 6 November 2009 7:53

2 degrees and a masters and works at mcdonalds? wow that SUCKS!!!!! HAHA.

boatkicker 4

Friday 6 November 2009 18:54

Yeah it does.

damn_man 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 4:52

Dude... you have a degree. Is there a problem here?

dammit_to_hell 1

Tuesday 10 November 2009 10:15

I feel for u man.. I got a Masters degree from University of London and finished un UG in UFT and I'm working as a paper pusher... Things will pick up.. give it time.. :)