I don't mean Tequila perfectly good pun thread, but that was pretty good.

You could always make some punny alcohol joke, Bud. Of Coors, if you can Beer with me, I'd love to make a pun as well. But that's only if you don't all Wine.

I hate to be a Sourpuss but these puns are gonna make me Schnapp.

I'll just take this thread and rum with it.

Too harsh? No. Idiotic? Yes.

Okay this comment confuses me a tad. Not really getting the whole parent is a scumbag thing. Not a lot OP can do when her husband is begging to let his brother do it.

Troll

I know this is irrelevant, but you play PWI? And sorry I'm using the fml app, don't know how to private message someone.

#27 I don't think that paying someone to babysit would be much better. You might feel like you deserve a certain quality of sitter since you are paying for it, but it doesn't guarantee anything. Also just because she knew the brother in law is a piece of shit and lousy sitter doesn't mean she could have had all the say in who was sitting. She might have had to allow this to happen to prove to her husband that she trust his judgment or they could be using what little money they had saved up for while to a nice night out. Sometimes you take what you can get.