Worst threesome ever

By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 11:02

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Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML
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juggalo2 20

Sounds like you're an obsessive resident of the "friend-zone". The fact is she doesn't like you, and will never see you as a romantic partner. She knows you and your feelings well, and is actively and openly rejecting you. Why haven't you gotten the message yet?

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RichardPencil 30

"I wish [her ex] *were* here." She should have used the subjunctive mood. Grammar corrections during sex make women hotter. Trust me on this one ;)

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juggalo2 20

Sounds like you're an obsessive resident of the "friend-zone". The fact is she doesn't like you, and will never see you as a romantic partner. She knows you and your feelings well, and is actively and openly rejecting you. Why haven't you gotten the message yet?

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QueenSaru 28

To be fair... inviting someone to participate in a threesome is a pretty big mixed message... This isn't just OP getting told, "Look we'll never be more than friends!" and continuing to push a matter.

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tounces7 27

Yeah, mixed messages is exactly what the friendzone is all about.

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RichardPencil 30

"I wish [her ex] *were* here." She should have used the subjunctive mood. Grammar corrections during sex make women hotter. Trust me on this one ;)

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raven_of_azarath 34

English degree holder here. Probably would.

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Chazzster 28

Life seems to prove it over and over - Despite all prior intentions 3 is an unstable number in human relationships. Inevitably somebody feels left out or threatened. Some people can manage it, I guess, but most cannot.

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