Pregnancy and Kids: Wrap it up

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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Three is a magic number

By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00

Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML

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By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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Surprise!

By spiteful bitch - 25/07/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML

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While I'm here…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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Parental fear

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML

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By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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davehorn 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:08

birth control dumbass!

knights95 9

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:11

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

Comments

customparachute 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:30

does anyone ever listen to asher roth, i love college? "when it comes to condoms put two on, dont ever fall asleep with your shoes on."

blondiiee7 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:24

oh. now you. are a dumbass. if you put two condoms on, it causes friction which makes BOTH of them break. never thought you would be corrected by a 15 year old blonde girl would you? freaking dipshit.

snippyxD 7

Friday 8 July 2011 4:35

and How old r u?

J_Shorty_17 6

Friday 8 July 2011 4:40

if he makes a point of cleaning his guns every time you come over, wouldn't you be smart enough to wear a condom (guns or no guns) and wouldn't her dad/parents in force the birth control... just my two cents.

Yessyy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:41

asshole..wtf!? I'm 15 dude really? keep it in your pants!

gardenwhipped 5

Friday 8 July 2011 4:43

You think it was an accident that he was doing that? It was to send a message "don't **** with my daughter". Getting locked up is a picnic compared to raising a child without a job or career. Consider getting your junk disconnected so you don't procreate anymore.

jeanaj 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:15

he didn't **** with her just ****** her :P

chesebro47 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:57

Derp, well sucks for you! you shouldn't even have sex at 15 idiot...

blondiiee7 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:11

wooow. im fifteen. how much a retard are you..... if you knew her dad was in the military. WHY. WOULD. YOU. HAVE. SEX. IN. THE. FIRST. PLACE. wow you must really be an idiot. my dad was never in the military but if he found out.... man. you wouldnt have an ass. or a dick. :) good luck with your child ;)