Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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knights95 9

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

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spanishfool 0

yea dumbass. don't be afraid of the gun. he's not going to kill ya. but a baby with a 15 year old is going to suck. good luck

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MaryPoppins88 14

if you still don't know that's how babies are made you shouldn't be having sex

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ravenevercross 19

You deserve it you stupid ****. Sleeping with a 15 yr old child. I hope he hunts you down. Of course she's just as guilty, so hopefully he deals with her too. 2 less idiots in the world. Only several billion to go.

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j_3m 2

on the bright side, i think her mom's away on a bus tour.

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ItzKymra 0

You should of used protection. Now you can make up for it by getting a bodyguard that will protect you.

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Monkey1708 2

Don't be a fool and wrap your tool...... but it's a little late for that.

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budd28 0

wow... look on the bright side now you have a chance to be on MTVS 16 and pregnant ... they get paid alot of money for being on a reality show

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