Pregnancy and Kids: Wrap it up

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

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You deserved it 109 354

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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Three is a magic number

By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00

Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML

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You deserved it 498

By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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Surprise!

By spiteful bitch - 25/07/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML

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You deserved it 154

While I'm here…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 182

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 7 586

Parental fear

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML

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You deserved it 322

By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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davehorn 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:08

birth control dumbass!

knights95 9

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:11

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

Comments

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:59

YDI for being a pedophile, OP.

colorguardgeek 8

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:43

aw snap! papa bear is gonna eat you!!

lexifewamazing 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 6:14

Your stupied.

chanta24 10

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:28

you got a fifteen yr old pregnant and your worried about her dad?!?!? ydi

bradykutz 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:41

dumb@ss

iMagzzzy 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:46

your ******

pinkyZ07 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:48

I'm sorry OP, I hope everything works out for you two.

cmb8280 24

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:54

SO WHY THE F*CK DIDN'T YOU USE A CONDOM?!!

Punkpoptart1119 20

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:36

Not to be rude, but you deserve this one. I understand that you had sex, but why didn't you think to use protection? The health department gives out condoms for free and most of the time, getting on the pill is also free. Too many teen moms out there when all of this could've been prevented. Its basically kids raising kids. Hope things work out OP.