Transportation: Wrong way down a one-way street

Wrong way down a one-way street

By hello higher premiums, fuckwad - 25/08/2013 16:23 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 081

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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You deserved it 1 554

Dipstick

By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

I agree, your life sucks 491

You deserved it 114

Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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You deserved it 15 896

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 857

You deserved it 233

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 513

You deserved it 43 587

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 309

Road safety

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 527

You deserved it 1 020

By Me - 11/11/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 282

You deserved it 1 664

By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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You deserved it 1 777

Rollin'

By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 969

You deserved it 4 712

FelKysier 7

Monday 26 August 2013 2:42

This is why there should be an IQ test when you apply for a driver's license.

MissWhitneyB 17

Monday 26 August 2013 2:43

Smh. Anyone can get a license these days

Comments

EpicJman2828 11

Monday 26 August 2013 14:26

Make sure you are "hurt" gets ya some extra cash that way...

Sputnikspak 13

Monday 26 August 2013 16:38

Quebec drivers are terrifying. I live in Montreal, all of my out of town relatives hate driving here. Ontario drivers drive fast, but they're polite and predictable (they'll move over to let you in, actually stop at lights, etc). Quebec drivers are unpredictable and usually assholes. I don't know how many times I've almost gotten into an accident because people don't understand how you're supposed to merge on a highway.

horneyhic 15

Tuesday 27 August 2013 4:22

Those Quebec plates should come with flashing lights u must turn on when ur out of Quebec

migueljm5 18

Monday 26 August 2013 17:12

******* one-way streets!

guci101 14

Monday 26 August 2013 17:27

I hope you are okay... At least you are still able to type. Hopefully only your car got wrecked not you. Sorry OP

kaykay2922 11

Monday 26 August 2013 18:58

I wouldn't doubt that this happened... Canada... It happens lots here doesn't it? *sighs internally*

darktank 3

Monday 26 August 2013 20:47

just want to say how funny it is that

sharon69_fml 1

Monday 26 August 2013 21:24

Hope flo can help you

DJEddieXZ 9

Tuesday 27 August 2013 5:52

Your supposed to use your defensive driving skills that you learned in drivers ed OP.

an3ph 20

Tuesday 27 August 2013 7:43

You're no fun at playing chicken.

AGuyNamedI 7

Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:49

I love driving in Quebec! Montreal is by far my favourite place to drive, next to Toronto. I once saw a dump truck drive over a Honda civic, a transport take out an equally small car Fast and Furious style under the trailer, and another car on fire, all within 5kms (~3miles) of each other in a single day! All on AutoRoute-5. Tabarnac! Luckily with all the potholes, he couldn't have been going too fast. :P