WTF Mom?

By Username - 25/11/2012 23:36 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML
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kdog333 1

maybe she just thought that you had reallly bad breath, and that it had to be fixed really soon.

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bandofsand 10

This is really inappropriate behavior on her part.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Who said she was living with her mother? She could have kept her pills in a bag or purse and took it with her while visiting.

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shushiblec 0

I thought my mom wanted grandkids. Best of luck!

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Jonah171 12

Tic tacs? Really? She must not want one bad enough to make it that obvious. Disregarding how wrong that is in the first place. I'd go buy new condoms and keep them hidden from her or else there will be holes.

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Harpy20 24

OP needs to confront her for sure. If she doesn't, who knows the things that crazy woman will think she can get away with...

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AussieChild 22

My mother would more likely do the opposite- swap my tic tacs for birth control tablets!

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pheebs314 17

That is so bad for you... :/ I hope your mother cares about you more than to drug you against your knowledge.... and I don't know about you, but I never eat just 1 tic tac...

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AussieChild 22

Yeah nah, she wouldn't really. Was more the point that my mum would rather me not get unintentionally pregnant, unlike OP. :P

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ardencred 7

How bad is your breath?

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HannahLouise96 13

Damn, and I thought that only happened in The Simpsons!

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majorjeneral 0

I'm absolutely positive this would never/has never happened on The Simpsons. You must be thinking of Family Guy or American Dad.

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majorjeneral 0

My mistake! Bart did that.

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roe010992 10

TicTacs look nothing like contraceptive pills. Don't use episodes of the Simpsons to make up your FML submission.

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brittanyrmh_ 12

That's terrible. That's a decision for you and your husband/boyfriend, not your mother.

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Kibaruto 33

After you figured it out, you still ate one if the tic-tacs, didn't you?

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Szaszaspasz 26

If someone can't tell the difference between birth control pills & Tic Tacs; I shudder to think what kind of kids they'd have.

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Accuraxy 10

I think you should confront her and talk about this with her. That is very immature and inappropriate on her part. Good luck OP.

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