Health, Crime and Miscellaneous: WTF Mom?

WTF Mom?

By Username - 25/11/2012 23:36 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:32 - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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Pipe down

By Anonymous - 22/07/2019 00:01

Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 03:44 - United States - Arcadia

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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Jagged Little Pill

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 22:01

Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML

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Get out of my house

By EstefanP - 13/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked in on my mother-in-law teaching my 11 year-old daughter how to purge herself using a toothbrush. Her logic is that, “If she gets fat, she’ll never get a boyfriend.” She sees nothing wrong, and bitched at me for messing with her future. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 19:02 - United States - Converse

Today, like every day since my wife was prescribed antibiotics for an infection, I had to hide one of the pills inside her food, because she'd apparently rather fall seriously ill than swallow them like an adult. FML

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kdog333 1

Monday 26 November 2012 8:23

maybe she just thought that you had reallly bad breath, and that it had to be fixed really soon.

bandofsand 10

Monday 26 November 2012 8:24

This is really inappropriate behavior on her part.

Comments

sura123 3

Thursday 29 November 2012 20:12

Ok this is awesome

randomtiings44 9

Sunday 2 December 2012 3:20

Not that you wouldn't have noticed it anyways, but at least you saw what happened before it was too late

xoaandbxo 3

Sunday 23 December 2012 17:14

Seriously why dont you want kids? Your ******* stupid

katt_is_here 24

Sunday 23 December 2012 21:16

Maybe she is afraid that they will grow up to be as stupid as you are. Here, let me help you. *Seriously, why do you not want kids? You're ******* stupid. Also, not everyone wants kids. The world's population is now at 7,000,000,000. It is good that some people do not reproduce.

duude989 7

Tuesday 22 October 2013 20:28

Maybe because she knows that having kids means losing most of one's personal life and doesn't consider it to be worth the sacrifice, or maybe she just doesn't like children. I don't know, but whatever her reasoning, it doesn't make her stupid.

Kemmeh 6

Saturday 12 January 2013 10:03

goodluck

WhackTheJackal 22

Saturday 21 March 2015 20:27

You should seriously talk to the police about that.

OneOnJuanAction 22

Sunday 24 April 2016 5:57

(Don't take this too far) You should pull a joke to your mother saying, "Mom, I'm pregnant! Oh well, I guess I'll have an abortion."

haveyou000 22

Wednesday 28 December 2016 2:16

that is wrong and all but.. do you chew your pills? because chewing pretty much any pill that isnt for children tastes gross. I'm just hoping you noticed the minty taste from it being in your stomach and overpowering!