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Ouch!
why would someone tell you that, NOW? agh people suck sometimes!!!
I bet that was the noise made when OP was born. *Tick TaC* Congrats! It's a boy!
at least you have an "L" to "F" lol
how do you confuse a birth control pill with a tic tac?
I think people are missing the actual FML. The OP is a fool for believing her mother's old joke, and we should be laughing at OP's stupidity right now.
*laughs at OP*
how do u know it was mint?
haha 71 win
haha *laughs at op*.. :)
it's not like girls chew on their contraceptive pill do they? they just swallow it don't they? so how could she have known...
well hey I was born because my dad bought my mom a diamond bracelet (it wasn't even real and they weren't married)
You should thank them! Otherwise, you wouldn't be alive. "Thank you sir, for screwing with my mommy's medication."
shiity buzz
Who doesn't love tic-tacs?
funny as he'll but at least you smell fresh
I once did the wrong version of your/you're. I used You're instead of Your. Apparently I'm unique.
man that sucks
at least she had fresh breath
haha 5th
maybe ur dad wanted a baby so he did it...
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Who doesn't love tic-tacs?
And I was born because my parents had sex.