Xbox (not in) One (piece)

By amandadonnelly97 - 01/05/2020 05:00

Today, after weeks of saving, we finally got our Xbox One delivered. The courier guy who was bringing it up the two stories of stairs tripped on his laces, throwing the package over the side of the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML

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The nerve!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 20:01

Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML

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By failureparent - 21/03/2011 01:25 - United States

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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By Isoneedtomove - 09/11/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML

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Great prank, dear

By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 00:00

Today, my Xbox blew up. Apparently my wife thought a good prank was to Sellotape the fan holes, because a YouTuber told her it makes Xboxes crash repeatedly. Well, it didn’t crash, it melted some of the casing, caught fire, which also set fire to the bookcase it sits on, the wall, and our 50 inch TV. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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By skyinthesky - 11/02/2017 07:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I bought a desk for my new apartment. After ignoring the warnings on the box saying it should not be carried alone, I made it all the way to my apartment with the desk. I walked in the door and dropped it on my foot. FML

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By hatestomove - 26/05/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs carrying a huge TV. Don't worry, my body cushioned the TV's fall. FML

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It never rains, it pours

By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 21:00 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I got short-changed for a 12-pack of Mountain Dew. but I let it slide, even though they charged me double. i get home and immediately the box exploded and all the cans went falling down a flight of wooden stairs onto concrete. Fourteen stairs. FML

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Gimme my stuff

By siciliano12594 - 12/11/2012 18:40 - United States - Harrison

Today, I learned that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping. It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise. My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday. FML

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Friday 1 May 2020 5:28

I mean, better than you destroying it yourself I'd assume, as whoever is employing the courier guy would be liable for it.

Mathalamus 24

Friday 1 May 2020 12:00

There are still console exclusive games that the OP might want, hence why he brought it.

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tounces7 27

Friday 1 May 2020 5:28

I mean, better than you destroying it yourself I'd assume, as whoever is employing the courier guy would be liable for it.

GamerChickxoxo 16

Friday 1 May 2020 10:15

atleast nothing of value was lost lel

GamerChickxoxo 16

Friday 1 May 2020 10:14

Now thats a sign your meant to join the PC-Masterrace. Its time to enjoy games at a high resolution and a high refreshrate Its time to understand the mechanics driving your experience. Its time to save money on games with amazing steam sales,humble bundle,fanatical,gog,origin epic games ect And who could forget the R.G.B. Its time to leave behind the life of console peasantry May your frame-rates be high and your temperatures be low

Mathalamus 24

Friday 1 May 2020 12:00

There are still console exclusive games that the OP might want, hence why he brought it.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 1 May 2020 18:03

Please. Using consoles doesn't make anyone less of a gamer. I've always used consoles, and there are plenty of console-only games I enjoy playing that make my laptop nearly redundant. I mean how the **** am I supposed to play BotW or AC:NH on a PC? And even if they were available, they'd be way more expensive to buy. Not to mention the cost of a decent gaming PC/laptop. After 30+ years as a console gamer, there would have to be a pretty significant shift in the market for me to move to PC, and I don't see that happening any time soon.