Health: Today, I bought a desk for my new apartment. After ignoring the...

By skyinthesky - 11/02/2017 07:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I bought a desk for my new apartment. After ignoring the warnings on the box saying it should not be carried alone, I made it all the way to my apartment with the desk. I walked in the door and dropped it on my foot. FML

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By Dontsitsitandyoudie - 02/05/2017 14:00 - Iceland - Reykjavík

Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML

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By laurenasabutton - 30/12/2013 13:07 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Cramped - 04/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents made several changes to my office space without my knowledge. Among these changes, they put a suitcase under the desk. I don't know how they fit it down there, but I do know I have no room to move my legs. I also know that if I put my feet ON the suitcase, I fall backwards. FML

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By Oblivious - 25/09/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML

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By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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By lowly101 - 09/08/2016 19:15

Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML

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By ko. - 03/01/2015 17:53

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd come over and help me move a heavy dresser so I could paint the wall behind it. After an hour of waiting for him, I decided to move it myself. He finally arrived, not ten minutes after I broke my toe when I accidentally dropped the dresser on it. FML

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snooper123 16

Saturday 11 February 2017 16:01

Those pesky warning labels...

JuliaaNoelle 26

Saturday 11 February 2017 19:02

*Red Foreman voice* Dumbass...

Comments

snooper123 16

Saturday 11 February 2017 16:01

Those pesky warning labels...

lantz4levi 19

Saturday 11 February 2017 16:54

100% your fault. That's just self pride or extreme ignorance idk which

JuliaaNoelle 26

Saturday 11 February 2017 19:02

*Red Foreman voice* Dumbass...

lilchica22001 22

Sunday 12 February 2017 11:24

Yes!!!!

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 11 February 2017 20:03

Gee, I wonder if there was some way you could have prevented that issue. Maybe next time, don't ignore the warning labels. They put those there for a reason.

hellnosucka 27

Saturday 11 February 2017 20:30

who knew warning labels were actually there for a reason? what a surprise!

revolvearoundme 15

Sunday 12 February 2017 10:37

Why didn't you just put it down on the floor or something. I guess even if they wrote, "After moving this big heavy thing to your home don't just let go of it!" You probably would have ignored that too.

demoiselleangel 5

Monday 13 February 2017 2:12

Been there done that and broke my foot in the process. Hope your foot is ok.

skyinthesky 1

Wednesday 15 February 2017 21:34

Hey guys! This was my post but I had forgotten to log in. I would've gotten help but my roommate was at her boyfriends house (where she always is) and my parents live over an hour away. I actually had a cart that I used to get the desk into my apartment and it was once that I got it out of the cart that I dropped it on my foot