Health: Today, I bought a desk for my new apartment. After ignoring the...

By skyinthesky - 11/02/2017 07:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I bought a desk for my new apartment. After ignoring the warnings on the box saying it should not be carried alone, I made it all the way to my apartment with the desk. I walked in the door and dropped it on my foot. FML

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By Dontsitsitandyoudie - 02/05/2017 14:00 - Iceland - Reykjavík

Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband moved all the furniture a few inches to the left because he saw online that it makes moving around the house really difficult, and he wanted to test it out. Unfortunately, the one who tested it out was me; I got home, went to sit down, and broke 2 toes on the coffee table. FML

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By laurenasabutton - 30/12/2013 13:07 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Cramped - 04/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents made several changes to my office space without my knowledge. Among these changes, they put a suitcase under the desk. I don't know how they fit it down there, but I do know I have no room to move my legs. I also know that if I put my feet ON the suitcase, I fall backwards. FML

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By Oblivious - 25/09/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML

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By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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By lowly101 - 09/08/2016 19:15

Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML

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snooper123 16

Saturday 11 February 2017 16:01

Those pesky warning labels...

JuliaaNoelle 26

Saturday 11 February 2017 19:02

*Red Foreman voice* Dumbass...

Comments

snooper123 16

Saturday 11 February 2017 16:01

Those pesky warning labels...

lantz4levi 19

Saturday 11 February 2017 16:54

100% your fault. That's just self pride or extreme ignorance idk which

JuliaaNoelle 26

Saturday 11 February 2017 19:02

*Red Foreman voice* Dumbass...

lilchica22001 22

Sunday 12 February 2017 11:24

Yes!!!!

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 11 February 2017 20:03

Gee, I wonder if there was some way you could have prevented that issue. Maybe next time, don't ignore the warning labels. They put those there for a reason.

hellnosucka 27

Saturday 11 February 2017 20:30

who knew warning labels were actually there for a reason? what a surprise!

revolvearoundme 15

Sunday 12 February 2017 10:37

Why didn't you just put it down on the floor or something. I guess even if they wrote, "After moving this big heavy thing to your home don't just let go of it!" You probably would have ignored that too.

demoiselleangel 5

Monday 13 February 2017 2:12

Been there done that and broke my foot in the process. Hope your foot is ok.

skyinthesky 1

Wednesday 15 February 2017 21:34

Hey guys! This was my post but I had forgotten to log in. I would've gotten help but my roommate was at her boyfriends house (where she always is) and my parents live over an hour away. I actually had a cart that I used to get the desk into my apartment and it was once that I got it out of the cart that I dropped it on my foot