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By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

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By bubblegum92 - 29/06/2013 08:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML

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By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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By Anna - 28/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By Happy 20th! - 28/07/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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Love is…

By Anon - 01/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I rolled over in bed and asked my boyfriend if we could go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3pm. FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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EllOfficial 6

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:43

are you hideously obese?

Morgansayshi 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:47

Was the cake good at least?

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tiggyt 2

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:21

^^ too right: drunk enough to dance naked on a 1/2bottle of wine? Still, I'm assuming in vino veritas/ he told you the truth. He loves you! A reminder that you're obese was not what you wanted on your birthday but hey, knowledge is power, why not use it to become a happier, healthier person?

kineticaesthetic 0

Monday 15 November 2010 10:37

I meant to like this, couldn't have put it better myself! If you are indeed overweight, you know it. Its the elephant in the room, so to speak. The wine simply loosened his tongue to say things he would usually have enough tact to keep in. Perhaps he struggles with how much he loves you and how large you in fact are, and the only time that comes out is when he's drunk? It's like a girl loving a great guy who has a small penis and is terrible in bed...only you can do something about it! Consider dance, yoga, and rock climbing. All are really awesome ways to stay in shape without ever having to hit a gym! Just a thought!

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:53

Well, she didn't say how big the bottle was, and I imagine he probably drank more than half.

Jimboom 11

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:01

Aww. sweet? Well, the poor little lad probably got all excited, like that time mummy and daddy left the booze cabinet unlocked and went to be early and he ended up puking behind the couches and blaming it on the dog. I'm going to take a pot shot and think that you have gone for the younger b/f here. And drinking alcohol is such a novelty that he hasn't learnt his limits yet. It happens, we have all been there. Fool me once Mr walker, If not then wake the asshole up very early with very loud music and tell him to make you breakfast or get the **** out.

AwesumIndianGurl 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:05

Well no more cake for OP then LOL nah jus kidding..!! at least he loves you...!!! :)

fyourlifex86 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:07

Oh so you're problem is that your boyfriend spent your birthday with you and that you now no he actually loves you for who you are? Oh, you're right, fyl.

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:18

Someone doesn't know how to drink like a man.

Jimboom 11

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:28

Damm skippy. Because real men never dance, no matter how drunk.... Well.. some may try from time to time but it can't really be called dancing. Oh yea, and we know that we only get that blind drunk if your girlfriend/SO is just as blind drunk, because at least there is a chance she won't remember it, or will be even more embarrassed about something stupid she said and be willing just to leave the night before in the in the toilet bowl the next morning. ;-)