Gross and Work: Yeet the feet

Yeet the feet

By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said, "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 04:18 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

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By Becoming a commuter. - 04/09/2012 17:14 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML

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By peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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By UkuleleTime - 10/06/2015 05:25 - United States - Garner

Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man then looked at me and said, "Looks like I missed a spot." Dog crap. FML

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By hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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Amanda_Ruth 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:06

Oh, dear Jesus. That's disgusting! You poor thing...

drybamboo 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:11

Um, ew. Someone remind me not to go on this site when I'm eating.

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kmichelle2 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:46

i seriously almost threw up in my mouth after i read this. gross!

inlimbo11 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:40

that's ******* sick. i would've refused my services to that nasty bitch. #7 - obesity is disgusting (and in most all cases NOT something that is out that individual's control) so i'd say it has everything to do with it.

itoldyouman 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:04

most people who are obese deserve it. unless they have legit health problems and didn't cause themselves to be like that.

Purane2forever 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:45

i am about to puke.. and i got the nastist image in my head

bds_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:21

Have any of you realized that it is quite possible that she used the wrong word when she typed "fell"? Otherwise...damn, that's nasty.

patty86 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:38

dude. that. is. disguisting. although you didn't need to say that she was obese...still anything from an unknown person into your mouth...is disguisting. blaaaah!

SlapMySalami 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:02

whys your lip under her foot?

llllPsycho 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:10

God damn fat people. They can't bend over to wash their own feet.

tbone11 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:39

you should wear a mask next time.

emptyego 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 16:07

To all you people complaining the weight mention had nothing to do with this post, you're totally wrong. Maybe if she wasn't so ridiculously obese she could wash her damned feet and wouldn't be going to public places like this KNOWING she has a problem (she was aware it was a fungus and threw that fact aside) and expecting people to deal with it. Spas are not the place to deal with those types of things! That fat bitch should have gone to the doctor. Also, @24: Maybe it was so indistinctive to her, that disgusting and strange (as I mentioned before, who the hell goes to a spa with an ailment like that?)--WITH her schooling on top of that--that it was just that damn bad. People like that are disgusting. I feel for this poster.