By ToothHurtyAM - 18/10/2018 05:00

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Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
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ajh1800 25

If you're going to take advantage of your principal's gullibility, I think you could have come up with something better than lying about having practice...you didn't think it was odd that he was so interested in your schedule all of a sudden?

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RichardPencil 30

The good news is that you’ll always know how to spell principal correctly. The principal is always your mom’s “pal.”

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Phillycheeze 20

Well that might look good on your college application

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TheSminty1 17

Say goodbye to that mysterious streak of good grades you've been getting recently.

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wanted_2_want 40

His “question” was a much subtle way to say “‘who’s your daddy?’”

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BlueSteele220 31

that's why honesty is the best policy..

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1gullible_bugger 33

OP I hope for your sake your parents are divorced. Or that's going to be even more Awkward. the principal in your mom could have some weird explaining to do.

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shannon2348 14

I'm not understanding the gullible part. Telling him you have practice is a biggie to lie about? ydi

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