You coming?

By snotface - 23/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
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TurtleGenius 0

Probably the best feeling she got all night...

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Phillay632 0

Pull out and spray a bodily fluid all over her face and neck, you're even.

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ThisRandomChild 0

Maybe she was trying to help you out. Sneezing can make you ******.

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dhiran_singh 16

I thought it was somethin' else ha ha ha

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Elfkid21 19

it's apparent that your..... girlfriend..... has no since of common decency.

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htwkj 3

Wow. Where was the common courtesy to look away when you sneeze? -___- What a boner eliminating moment that probably was

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JoeyBelle18 11

Well.... A sneeze is an 8th of an ****** if that makes it any better? XD

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Codog01 14

I just read an FML exactly the same in the girlfriends p.o.v

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