Cheating, Break-ups and Love: You deserve each other - FML

You deserve each other

By best friend! - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

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Today, my best friend informed me that she has been sleeping with my boyfriend. She tried to justify it by saying, "He's just going to break up with you anyway." FML

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emeraldisle 30

Saturday 10 March 2012 11:50

That's horrible. I can't even begin to imagine what you're feeling. So sorry OP.

immaMonsta 8

Saturday 10 March 2012 11:55

Well she's obviously not your best friend if she'd do something shady like that. I would end my friendship with her, and breakup with that scumbag cheating boyfriend.

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GakTheFaQ 14

Tuesday 23 August 2016 1:56

I'd say something in reply ong the lines of, "We'll, my fist'll end up in your face anyways even if you leave my sight!"

LEAE_fml 4

Wednesday 16 August 2023 23:38

Make her your ex friend

MistressAfrodite 5

Friday 24 November 2023 21:01

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Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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Today, my mother got rid of all my anime DVDs and Manga collection, the reason being that she’s tired of me immersing myself with “ching chong cartoons” and she’s afraid I’ll turn into a “Beijing communist puppet.” Only 10 more months until I turn 18 so I can move the hell out. FML

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Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML

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Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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Today, the homewrecker who stole my boyfriend had the audacity to text me that I have to pay her medical bills from the pounding I gave her when I caught her and my boyfriend red-handed. She doesn’t care that I will now be a single mom of two kids and my only source of income is gone. FML

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Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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