Love and Miscellaneous: You IDIOT

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 113 098

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 985

You deserved it 3 491

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 521

You deserved it 3 332

By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 125

You deserved it 51 291

By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 195

You deserved it 6 388

By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 791

You deserved it 5 679

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 822

You deserved it 7 156

Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 003

You deserved it 425

By 987564 - 22/02/2009 07:24 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 675

You deserved it 11 405

By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 837

You deserved it 3 039

By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 486

You deserved it 9 657

artisticlicense 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:17

you deserve it for letting your heart wander.

CFR 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:11

HA HA!....HA! You do realize that the cheerleader knew your girlfriend was behind you right? THAT'S why she smiled. Ya doink...

Comments

fckaduck 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:15

Ugh, cheerleaders are overrated. Your girlfriend deserves better anyway.

rayrayy_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:18

ahaha, men are always the first ones to call a girl a *****, deserved or not. But shit like this just proves that guys are the biggest *****, lmao.

thebigslim 13

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:18

No pity, YDI.

CFR 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:24

Omg someone who didn't say first! You are a rose among the thorns! (idk?) =P

Gemma_Mansonite 20

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:43

You just said that OP is the good person here...

Gemma_Mansonite 20

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:44

Wait ignore my comment. I apologise I thought the "you are a rose" sentence was implied to OP. Again, I am sorry

chowyuk 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:48

it's only a fyl if the cheerleader doesn't call you, too early to tell

omigawdd 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:53

if a girl did that they would call her a hoe . so i guess you are a man hoe. what would you do if your gf did that to you i hope she beat you up

deaditegirl 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:59

YDI for being a douchebag.

kionnalexus 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:08

You're an idiot and your girlfriend is better without you.

coloradodude12 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:08

Sorry I have to reply to the first comment, but I thought of this. School doesn't start for 2 weeks. Does the OP hang around his school during the summer?

paperfox_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:11

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