You learn something new every day

By Ben - 12/11/2020 19:06 - United Kingdom

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Today, I woke up with a boner and found out that I have retrograde ejaculation. I'm stuck in jail and can't get medication to fix this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 547
You deserved it 794
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xxlk4xx 6

just curious as to how you're posting this from jail?! but sorry for your situation!

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vampireincubi 3

Retrograde ejaculation occurs when semen enters the bladder instead of emerging through the penis during ******. Although you still reach sexual climax, you might ejaculate very little or no semen.  I dont see this as an issue... unless you were hoping to give a fellow inmate a pearl necklace

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xxlk4xx 6

just curious as to how you're posting this from jail?! but sorry for your situation!

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kujiens101 24

These are normal posted months after it happened to the person

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Bogrbon 27

Yeah, if you're in jail, you probably shouldn't be having any kids right now regardless. And if you're in jail, generally you kind of deserved to be there. (I don't see you disputing that). YDI.

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Hempseed 26

Well he can't dispute it, can he? He's in prison. Also, how can you make a judgement like that - that someone deserves to be in prison when you have no prior knowledge of the severity of the crime. I hope you're never arrested; your opinion would shift 180 degrees real quick. Or perhaps you'd be of the opinion that you deserve your sentence, regardless of the severity of the crime at hand.

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raven_of_azarath 34

Innocent people get arrested, too, you know. It’s actually a huge issue with our system.

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KingAdrock 16

I believe the point is that retrograde ejaculation isn't really a problem if you're in jail. I mean, unless you were really hoping to give another prisoner a facial or something...

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe after helping other dudes with their boners, they'll return the favor.

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vampireincubi 3

Retrograde ejaculation occurs when semen enters the bladder instead of emerging through the penis during ******. Although you still reach sexual climax, you might ejaculate very little or no semen.  I dont see this as an issue... unless you were hoping to give a fellow inmate a pearl necklace

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Dr_Alex 10

Great. Now I have to Google "retrograde ejaculation" as if I don't have anything else to do. Thanks sooo much.

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RichardPencil 30

You don't have to look up anything. After my curiosity has burned me many times, I've undertaken a policy of Purposeful Ignorance. I'm a lesser person because I know what an Alabama Hot Pocket is.

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vampireincubi 3

Retrograde ejaculation occurs when semen enters the bladder instead of emerging through the penis during ******. Although you still reach sexual climax, you might ejaculate very little or no semen. 

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kfchicken 31

you shouldn't have any issues with that for at least the month, hopefully by then you'll have gotten some help

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BurnInDemonFire 34

So not only did your willingness to commit a crime backfire, but now your mini-you is also backfiring? There's a word for this...

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